so...we've been hanging out with parents, with all the bbqs, pool parties and picnics we've been attending, and invariably, parents will tell other parents what to do or not to do. and of course, if my baby doesn't sleep through the night or isn't eating homecooked baby food, well, i must be a total loser. and that's when you hold your baby a little bit tighter to your bosom, and you whisper in their ear, 'you still love me, right, even if i'm not the best parent ever? yes?' so if you're not giving your baby flat head syndrome or a lifetime of weirdness stemming from your having given him some starbucks green tea latte (oops!) the other day, you're going to do something wrong, or so these parents are trying to say.
so, if you're more britney spears than dr. sears, you should read this blog to better parent your child:
http://bestparentever.com.
the site discusses parenting methods like breastfeeding, the circumcision/keeping-it-intact decision, elimination communication, babywearing, homeschooling and homemade baby foods. it's the humorous parenting counterpart to the 'stuff white people like' blog.
read it and see what you parents are doing wrong! ha.
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